As a response to Stoutcat’s post of yesterday, I got to thinking about the insidious nature of television commercials, and started a quick compilation of “little things” which, taken singly seem innocent enough, but which, when bombarded throughout the 24-hour cycle, are little short of damning in their flaunting of flat-out rudeness and out-and-out celebration of bad behavior…
- In one of the Nikon D-5000 ads, the all-too-full-of-himself photographer insists on getting his fashion show pictures by blocking the other cameramen
- Miller Lite depicts an antique appraiser joking about dropping a customer’s vase
- Not to be outdone, another Miller Lite commercial shows an indignant delivery man taking back product because a nightclub has a reserved section for paying customers
- Volkswagen commercials build on the old child’s game of “Punch Buggy” (hitting a chum on the shoulder at the sight of a VW) by having adults do the same
- Cat Genie has unhappy cat owners throwing out litter boxes, one of which almost hits a jogger
- In an Advil commercial, a woman rudely leaves a shopping basket full of other pain relievers in mid-aisle
- Let’s not forget Geico’s Charlie Daniels, as he embarrasses himself in a French restaurant, and then takes a customer’s bread stick
- Quality Inn has John Ratzenberger at a buffet line heaping his plate to the point of overflowing onto the floor and then walking away… his wife just watches and walks away as well
- Allstate shows a man being hit by a car and then asks, “Are you in good hands?”
- Starbucks shows the result of an affair uncovered – a slap
- Lite and Fit yogurt has a woman slurping an empty container like a five year-old
- A talking Super 8 sign berates a man (on his own property) for not taking a vacation
And so it goes. It’s reached the point where a reclusive billionaire feels the need to remind us of core values, putting his money where his mouth is in a series of public service commercials:
Sigh. Has it really come to this?
Alan Speakman
In addition there are lots of racist and sexist commercials.
Advil shows 3 stupid and bemused white people reading labels about how you have to take 8 tablets of the competitor while a black woman smugly walks up a picks Advil and notes it only takes two. They would never have three stupid and smug black women or men or Latins or Asians bemusedly reading labels and have a white person smugly walk up and smartly walk away quickly noting it only takes two pills.
The same goes for sexist commercials- there are NO commercials that show smart men. They all have stupid white-only men and brilliant white, black, or other color women in them.
Most commercials are anti-white and anti male.
[…] This post was mentioned on Twitter by Stoutcat. Stoutcat said: Rudeness and crudity–it's what's for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! "The Little Things: TV Edition" http://bit.ly/bIRlh0 #tcot […]
[…] It’s the Little Things: TV Edition « Grand Rants […]
Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn’t have in your home. ~David Frost