Obama Orders TSA And Obamacare Merger With FaceBook

November 23, 2010

From the “tongue-in-cheek” division of the Grand Rant News Desk:

In a stunning announcement this morning, White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs announced that President Barack Obama has signed an Executive Order requiring that the TSA (Transportation Security Administration) merge operations with Universal Healthcare and Facebook, the Internet-Based Social Network.

In explaining this executive order to a stunned press, Gibbs explained, “The President recognizes the importance each of the three diverse organizations plays in today’s society and has decided that it is in the best interest of all citizens of the United States to benefit from the best  each group has to offer by merging them into one new agency.

The merger will take effect in a two-phase manner:

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