Ahoy, me hearties! It be September 19, and ye all know what that means. Aye, it be International Talk Like a Pirate Day! As ye can see, Cap’n Stoutcat knows how t’ talk like a pirate, and will be pestering all an’ sundry with th’ lingo all th’ livelong day.
In case ye don’t know how to talk like a pirate, here be a video for you t’ watch. It be narrated by Cap’n Slappy and Chumbucket. They be well-practiced in talking like pirates, an’ they offer a few simple rules t’ follow f’r expert pirate linguistics.
So talk like a pirate, else ye’re a scurvy dog!