New Contest Runs in Tandem with Hillary’s

You mean we taxpayers have to pay for her too?

You mean we taxpayers have to pay for her too?

On Friday, Stoutcat posted a rant marveling at Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s chutzpah for holding a contest to raise funds to help pay off her gambling campaign debt from her presidential run. The winner of her contest gets to choose from three prizes, one of which is a “date” with her husband, former President Bill Clinton. Yes, she’s pimping out her husband to pay her debts.

In conjunction with her contest, Grand Rants has decided to hold a contest of our own. Here’s how it works:

First, enter Hillary’s contest. You can do this in one of two ways:

  1. To enter and make a donation to pay down her debt (hah!), click here
  2. To enter without making a donation, thereby diluting the pool of suckers who will pony up good cash, click here

Then enter our contest by leaving a comment below, saying “I’m in!” or some such. That’s all you have to do.

If the winner of the Mrs. Clinton’s “grab for cash” raffle also entered our contest, we will provide the winner with a box of bubblegum cigars for his or her big date with Bill. We hope that you will enjoy these cigars while touring The Big Apple with The Big Lemon.

Again: all you have to do is enter Hillary’s contest (here) and then leave a comment on this post saying you’ve entered. Repeat: You do not have to make a donation to enter Hillary’s contest.

Don’t wait! Enter today!

Gerry Ashley


2 Responses to New Contest Runs in Tandem with Hillary’s

  1. Richard Freedman says:

    I’ve entered. luckily, there was a prize available that did not require spending time with the Boy President or his coterie.

  2. Dominique Harvey says:

    Dear Hillary, im your biggest fan everrrr. I watch you campaign 90% of the time.
    I was so hurt to here that Obama became the DNC nominee. I start to cry. I didn’t even watch Obama victory speech.
    It really made me mad to see that people was voting for Obama because he was black, i wanted to vote for u because i know that you was the best qulifyed canidate.
    It was so funny when you won the ohio primary u had every body shock.

    I got to go beacuse im in school. If i win or you read this message please call my grandma because my phone not working.


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