On Friday, Stoutcat posted a rant marveling at Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s chutzpah for holding a contest to raise funds to help pay off her gambling campaign debt from her presidential run. The winner of her contest gets to choose from three prizes, one of which is a “date” with her husband, former President Bill Clinton. Yes, she’s pimping out her husband to pay her debts.
In conjunction with her contest, Grand Rants has decided to hold a contest of our own. Here’s how it works:
First, enter Hillary’s contest. You can do this in one of two ways:
- To enter and make a donation to pay down her debt (hah!), click here
- To enter without making a donation, thereby diluting the pool of suckers who will pony up good cash, click here
Then enter our contest by leaving a comment below, saying “I’m in!” or some such. That’s all you have to do.
If the winner of the Mrs. Clinton’s “grab for cash” raffle also entered our contest, we will provide the winner with a box of bubblegum cigars for his or her big date with Bill. We hope that you will enjoy these cigars while touring The Big Apple with The Big Lemon.
Again: all you have to do is enter Hillary’s contest (here) and then leave a comment on this post saying you’ve entered. Repeat: You do not have to make a donation to enter Hillary’s contest.
Don’t wait! Enter today!