BREAKING: Burris Confesses…


A weeping Roland Burris has just announced that he took the Lindbergh baby.

He also confessed to killing Jimmy Hoffa, kidnapping Roanoke colonists, and sinking the lost island of Atlantis. And he admits that he reversed the polarity of the earth, causing not only the death of the dinosaurs, but also the formation of the Bermuda Triangle.

However, he still insists that he has done nothing wrong, and that he simply wasn’t asked the right questions.




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