Oh No, Joe, Say It Ain’t So!

May 28, 2009

 

Vice President Joe Biden is up to his old tricks again. Last week he revealed the location of a secret bunker; now he’s trashing the president’s use (or over-use) of his teleprompter.

According to The Christian Science Monitor, his audience was at best, less than enthusiastic:

The Colorado Springs Gazette reports that it didn’t seem to be a great day for him anyway. According to the paper, Biden “didn’t get much love from the crowd” while delivering his speech.

One of the three times that he did receive spontaneous applause, however, was when he made fun of his boss. That’s when the teleprompter blew over.

“Made fun of his boss.” This man is one heartbeat away from the Oval Office. Hmmm, maybe he’s trying to embarrass Obama to death. At the rate he’s going, he may just make it.

And really, how do you go from bluebirds to falcons? If he must quote Thoreau, why not:

“The hawk is aerial brother of the wave which he sails over and surveys, those his perfect air-inflated wings answering to the elemental unfledged pinions of the sea.” 

Stoutcat


Latest Biden Gaffe Reveals Location Of VP Hidden Bunker

May 18, 2009

 

BidenIn a phone call with Grant Rants partner Alan Speakman over the week-end, I jokingly said, “Hey it’s the 15th… isn’t it time for another ‘Joe Biden Hoof-in-Mouth Moment’?”

Well, Joe, I knew we could count on you. But this time, I don’t think people will be laughing. The Vice-President in another moment of “far-from-clarity” has apparently revealed the location of a secret bunker designed to protect the Vice President in time of attack. If so, the Biden traveling side show has taken an off-ramp into a dangerous neighborhood.  As Jonathan Passantino points out on FoxNews.com:

According to a report, while recently attending the Gridiron Club dinner in Washington, an annual event where powerful politicians and media elite get a chance to cozy up to one another, Biden told his dinnermates about the existence of a secret bunker under the old U.S. Naval Observatory, which is now the home of the vice president.

The bunker is believed to be the secure, undisclosed location former Vice President Dick Cheney remained under protection in secret after the 9/11 attacks.

Eleanor Clift, Newsweek magazine’s Washington contributing editor, said Biden revealed the location while filling in for President Obama at the dinner, who, along with Grover Cleveland, is the only president to skip the gathering.

While Biden checks back into the Walter Reed Hospital to receive yet another treatment for Hoof-IN-Mouth disease, you may want to read the Fox piece, as well as Ms. Clift’s comments.  In all truth, I don’t know whether it’s funny, sad, or pathetic that the Vice President can’t keep his mouth shut. But what might be more significant is why.

 I think it’s time we take a good hard look to see if Vice-President Biden might have a problem with alcohol.

That may be a harsh allegation, but I think we have a right to know if the person 1st in line to become President is, in fact, someone with a drinking problem. When it comes right down to it, I think his numerous public blunders and embarassing gaffes have few possible explanations. Some might wonder if his propensity to misspeak is possibly a side-affect of the brain anyurism he suffered in 1988. Supposedly, he made a full recovery from that. 

Regardless of the source, however, the more important issue is that he’s not just an embarassment to the Obama Administration, but now a real political and security  liability as well, regardless of the reason. To divulge the location of  a secret bunker designed to protect the Vice President in time of national emergency is a major security violation, one that  would get virtually any other government employee fired on the spot.

Joe, you’ve been a clown up til now. Sadly, you are now both an embarassment and a liability, not just to the Obama administration, but to the entire country. Its time for you to explain these constant gaffes, then get help or step down. America deserves better than this.

UPDATE: Malkin weighs in!

Gerry Ashley


What Is He, A Stand-Up Comic?

April 3, 2009

According to the  Chicago Tribune, President Obama said today of Brazil’s President Silva: “This is my man, right here. I love this guy.”

“This is my man, right here. I love this guy.” I’m cringing inside.

Dignified? Nope.

Grave? Not a hope.

Decorous? Nada.

Formal? Give it up.

Diplomatic? Not even close.

Yes, it was a lunch for the G20 attendees. Yes, it was probably somewhat informal. However, it was out of place coming from the president. And the remark itself was bad enough. What’s worse, he followed it up with a veiled insult to Brazil’s president:

[Silva is] “the most popular politician on Earth” [because of ] “his good looks.”

Not because he’s a good leader; not because he is wise, or just, or intelligent, or any of the other things that should shape a head of state in today’s world. But because of his good looks. I guess Obama can only judge by what he knows…

At this point, I expect him to compliment France’s President Sarkozy by saying his wife is a total hottie. Really.

Face it, folks. We now have a classless, clueless, boorish, shallow, self-absorbed, arrogant entertainer-in-chief, rather than a president in office.

When that call comes at three a.m., will he answer the phone with, “Whazzz uuup?!”

Stoutcat


In Which Stoutcat Defends President Obama: Update

March 23, 2009

 

UPDATE: Aha, I was right! The Christian Science Monitor reports that President Obama was merely replying to a letter from Chirac.

[W]e found out that another French newspaper, the New Observer, explained that Obama was merely replying to a Chirac letter who was writing him as the head of his foundation — the Jacques Chirac Foundation for sustainable development and cultural dialogue.

However, that brings up a whole new bouilloire des poissons, which Fausta very succintly points out (although she didn’t use “bouilloire des poissons” to describe it):

Obama’s letter was sent on March 20, the anniversary of the Iraq war.

The US still has troops in Iraq defending that country, and those troops are not only fighting but actively engaged in building a civil society.

Each and any action by the Obama administration will be closely examined. Publicly approaching a private foundation with language that can be interpreted as being against the US presence in Iraq actively undermines that effort.

So there’s that.

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President Obama’s not that stupid. Really.

I’ve been reading post after post after post this morning about the president’s letter to Jacques Chirac, former president of France. Many of them (although not all) seem to presume that the letter was sent in the mistaken believe that Chirac is still the leader of France, and that Obama and his staff are so clueless as not to know that Nickolas Sarkozy has been the French president since late 2007. I refuse to believe that our president and his advisors are that idiotic. (However, I reserve the right to change my mind at any time in the future.)

Based on the actual snippet from Le Figaro, and armed with an almost complete lack of knowledge of the French language, I set out to figure out what was going on. Fortunately for me, there are online translators to assist the language-challenged. So when I fed in the following text:

“Le président américain vient d’adresser une lettre «très sympathique » à Jacques Chirac, selon l’expression de ce dernier. «Je suis certain que nous pourrons au cours des quatre années à venir collaborer ensemble dans un esprit de paix et d’amitié afin de construire un monde plus sûr» , écrit le successeur de George W. Bush au prédécesseur de Nicolas Sarkozy. En évoquant le mot de « paix», Obama rend un hommage implicite à l’action de l’ancien président français qui s’était opposé à la guerre en Irak. Une intervention américaine contre laquelle le futur président américain s’était opposé comme sénateur, lors du vote au Congrès.”

…Babelfish obligingly translated it as:

The US president comes d’ to very address a letter “sympathetic nerve” to Jacques Chirac, according to l’ expression of this last. “I am certain that we will be able during the four years to come to collaborate together in a spirit of peace and d’ friendship in order to build a surer world”, writes the successor of George W. Bush to the predecessor of Nicolas Sarkozy. While evoking the word of “peace”, Obama pays a homage implicit to l’ action of l’ former French president who s’ was opposed to the war in Iraq. An American intervention against which the future US president s’ was opposed as senator, at the time of the vote to the Congress.

I like how Babelfish leaves in the French articles in the English translation. It’s kind of cute. But however rough, you definitely get the sense of the original from the translation. And nowhere in the published text seen in Le Figaro or elsewhere is it mentioned how President Obama initially addressed M. Chirac. I think it’s extremely unlikely that there is a torn envelope in a corbeille à papiers (ha!) in M. Chirac’s living room addressed to M. le President Jacques Chirac.

In fact, after Babelfishing the comments, I think that one particular commenter, Ethan13, is probably correct:

en fait Obama répond à une lettre que Chirac lui a adressé au nom de sa Fondation pour la paix et l’environnement. ce n’est en aucun cas l’expression d’un quelconque dédain d’Obama à l’endroit de Sarkozy. c’est dommage que l’article ne précise pas le contexte de cette lettre

in fact Obama replies to a letter that Chirac addressed to him in the name of her Foundation for peace and l’ environment. this n’ is to in no case l’ expression d’ any scorn d’ Obama with l’ place of Sarkozy. c’ is damage that l’ article does not specify the context of this letter

It seems likely that Obama is simply responding to a letter from Chirac, and in his reference to working “together, in the coming four years, in a spirit of peace and friendship to build a safer world…” Obama is referring to M.Chirac’s organization, the Jacques Chirac Foundation for Sustainable Development and Cultural Dialogue, with which, no doubt, some of Obama’s minions will be working closely.

Now, having defended the president against the slings and arrows of outraged bloggers, I will go on to say this.

Does President Obama have a tin ear when it comes to politics? Clearly, yes. Is he poorly advised? Yes, and that’s putting the very nicest possible spin on it. Should he be politically savvy enough to at least wonder if a letter such as his could be misconstrued? Absolutely. Has Obama alienated yet another long-time ally? Very likely.

Is this really the change we hoped for? Votre conjecture est aussi bonne que le mien.

Le Chat Vaillant
 
 
 
 

 

 


This Just In: Obama To Receive Special Training On Impromptu Speaking After Tonight Show Disaster

March 20, 2009


From the Tongue-In-Cheek (TIC) News Service

Fresh off his embarassing “Special Olympics” gaffe during his appearance on The Tonight Show, President Obama will enter a 28day program in the Elocution Rehab unit of the Betty Ford Clinic, the White House announced in a statement late last night.

The Clinic, most known for its treatment of those suffering from drug and alcohol addictions launched the Elocution Unit in 1990 and until now, its most notable patient was former Vice President Dan Quayle.

Obama is expected to take an accelerated course on public speaking without the use of a teleprompter.  “We’ve all been hoping he’d do this,” said a White House staffer, preferring to remain anonymous. “As with other behavioral issues, ” Emanuel continued, “the patient has to come to the decision on his or her own to seek help.” 

The councellor providing the intensive public speaking course is Lauren Caitlin Upton (see Video).

The President is expected to resume  his “Eternal Campaign Tour” by the end of April.

Gerry Ashley


I Just Have One Question

March 19, 2009


obama-leno

How much do you miss “strategery” and “misunderestimated”?

Stoutcat


The Administration that Couldn’t Shoot Straight

March 7, 2009


Forget about the skyrocketing deficit and the hidden whopper tax that is the cap and trade. Unemployment, bailouts, tax-cheat nominees… Forget about all of that.

Just consider the astoundingly embarrassing goofs. The stuff that even you or I wouldn’t screw up…

  • Hillary’s reset button: Yeah sure… “Over charged”… “Reset”… Same thing.
  • Gifts to the Browns: cheap plastic helicopters and a DVD set vs. thoughtful and priceless antiques and designer girls’ dresses, described as “rudeness personified” and it is.
  • Cancellation of the formal press conference with the UK Prime Minister because of snow: as one of our oldest allies, England has come to expect that its visiting dignitaries will be treated with civility and respect. Clearly the Obamas didn’t read the memo
  • Joe Biden: (Take your pick.)
  • Teleprompter: we now have a president chronically incapable of speaking off the cuff. Everything is scripted. And teleprompted.
  • Secretary of State Clinton’s proclamation that American democracy is older than democracy in Europe
  • Clinton’s mis-pronunciation of the names of two of her EU counterparts
  • Timothy “TurboTax” Geithner: what can you say?
  • Bush is the cause of all things evil. (You might want to check the facts concerning who started this whole financial disaster in the first place.)

Let us hope and pray that these “mis-steps” are just the machinations of a new and busy administration, and not an indicator of its true governing ability.

Alan Speakman


Most Effective McCain Ad Yet

October 24, 2008

 

This one is devastating, using Biden’s most recent foot-in-mouth gaffe as the ammo:

No misrepresentation, no twisting of words. There’s no way to interpret Biden as saying anything but Obama is unqualified to be President of the United States; that there are world leaders out there who realize he’s unqualified; that if he’s elected, those world leaders will test him within six months’ of his inauguration via some sort of international crisis; and that Obama will make some bad choices.

Both of Obama and Biden are a danger to our country. Let’s make sure they’re not elected.

H/T Hot Air

Stoutcat


It’s Tough to Walk with Your Foot in Your Mouth

October 23, 2008

 

From Beldar, posting at Hugh Hewitt’s place, regarding Obama’s attempt to walk back Biden’s latest gaffe:

How can anyone in the world take them seriously, when Barack Obama and his lean, mean team of 500 foreign policy advisers can’t even manage to achieve a diplomatic triumph over Joe Biden’s mouth?

There is really nothing anyone can add to this except A) Amen! and B) Read the whole thing.

Stoutcat


Joe Biden and the 43 Million Non-Patriots

September 20, 2008

As you have probably read by now, VP nominee Joe Biden (D-Unaware) has declared that paying higher taxes is patriotic.

So it seems that the affluent folks here in the U.S. must be considered the most patriotic–after all, the top 50% of wage-earners (those with an adjusted gross income of approximately $32,000 or more) pay over 97% of all the taxes. (And who knew that $32,000 a year could be considered affluent?) The top 5% pays over 60% of all taxes, while the top 1% accounts for nearly 40% of all taxes paid. In fact, the more you earn, the more patriotic you must be!

Conversely, the less you earn, the less you pay. According to the National Tax Payers Union, 32% of all those filing income tax returns paid nothing at all. So out of all ~135 million of us who file, about 1/3 of us can’t be considered patriotic at all, according to Sen. Biden.

Thanks a lot, Joe. You’ve just filed 43 million citizens (many of whom might have otherwise been persuaded to vote for you and your running-mate) in the “Not a Patriot” column. I’m sure they’re proud of their new status. You might want to keep reminding them of it.

Stoutcat