AIG… It’s Not Our Money Anymore

March 21, 2009

Back on Nov. 19, 2008 I wrote a scathing rant directed towards Congressman Joe Knollenberg (R – MI) concerning the following exchange between him and Neil Cavuto…


Cavuto: “Where do we draw the line with our money?“

Knollenberg: “It is not your money.”


You know what? I got that wrong… It really isn’t the taxpayers’ money anymore. Once the Legislative branch gets its claws on tax money, they don’t give it up. Oh, we may get our $13/week for a while, but in general, the money going to AIG, TARP, the “Stimulus Package” ad nauseum is gone, gone, gone one way or another. I think that it’s unusually telling that President-to-be Obama used the word “skyrocket” in the clip below…




The taxes built into the “Cap and Trade” are not coming out for a long time (if ever), and we all know it. Ditto for the bonus money for AIG – gone one way or the other. And all we’re doing now is blowing yet more money wringing our hands over the matter whilst stretching the Constitution near the breaking point. (Now how’s that for a mixed metaphor?)


Nope, the money ain’t ours no mo’… To draw an analogy, the Bush TARP turned out to be little more than a drunken sailor with a borrowed $100 bill in a house of ill repute… On the other hand, all the machinations of Pelosi, Reid, Dodd, Geithner, Frank, Rangel, Obama, et al are turning out to be little more than a drunken sailor with a stolen credit card in a house of ill repute. And guess who’s going to get the credit card bill.


Oh goody…


Alan Speakman


Geek Fun

March 20, 2009


With so much going on in the world, let’s sit back and have some good geeky fun.

From Support Your Local Gunfighter comes “Nerds Having Fun”

Let’s see: geek points for Star Wars mention, bonus points for the “knight-in-armor” look he has going, and double-extra points for the disclaimer.

Who could ask for more on a sunny Friday?

Stoutcat


This Just In: Obama To Receive Special Training On Impromptu Speaking After Tonight Show Disaster

March 20, 2009


From the Tongue-In-Cheek (TIC) News Service

Fresh off his embarassing “Special Olympics” gaffe during his appearance on The Tonight Show, President Obama will enter a 28day program in the Elocution Rehab unit of the Betty Ford Clinic, the White House announced in a statement late last night.

The Clinic, most known for its treatment of those suffering from drug and alcohol addictions launched the Elocution Unit in 1990 and until now, its most notable patient was former Vice President Dan Quayle.

Obama is expected to take an accelerated course on public speaking without the use of a teleprompter.  “We’ve all been hoping he’d do this,” said a White House staffer, preferring to remain anonymous. “As with other behavioral issues, ” Emanuel continued, “the patient has to come to the decision on his or her own to seek help.” 

The councellor providing the intensive public speaking course is Lauren Caitlin Upton (see Video).

The President is expected to resume  his “Eternal Campaign Tour” by the end of April.

Gerry Ashley


I Just Have One Question

March 19, 2009


obama-leno

How much do you miss “strategery” and “misunderestimated”?

Stoutcat


Wal-Mart Strikes Again

March 19, 2009


Ah, Wal-Mart! The store liberals love to hate. No unions, hourly wages, and lots of poor folks. It’s a combination only a conservative could love, right?

Well, while Congress has a collective hissy fit about a paltry $165 million in bonuses paid to AIG employees (bonuses which Congress specifically approved, of course), and the President takes his show on the road to Jay Leno’s place, Wal-Mart is quietly awarding some of its employees roughly $2 billion in financial incentives and bonuses. That’s BILLION with a “B”.

But not to all employees, oh no! Top-tier VPs? Upper management? Group and product directors? No. Wal-Mart is giving this money to its U.S. hourly-wage employees. Reuters reports:

Wal-Mart CEO Mike Duke said the retailer is awarding roughly $2 billion to U.S. hourly employees, which includes $933.6 million in bonuses, $788.8 million in profit sharing and 401(k) contributions, millions of dollars in merchandise discounts, and contributions to its employee stock purchase plan.

“While economic challenges forced others to step back, we moved forward.”

What a classy move! While our government froths and foams, Bernie Madoff pines for his Manhattan penthouse, and Obama’s Telepromter gets its own blog, Wal-Mart simply made life a little better for about a million people.

Go shop at a Wal-Mart this weekend.

Stoutcat


Obama Heads To Tonight Show To Do Damage Control

March 19, 2009


Pity poor Barack Obama! If only he knew how to do something besides campaign!  I mean it’s been quite an eventful 2 months:

  • He’s batting zero when it comes to nominees and appointees. And he’s really hoping we’ve all forgotten how he proudly stood behind Timothy “Turbo Tax” Geithner.
  • He’s added more to the debt in the first two months than all previous Presidents combined.
  • He has been caught lying repeatedly. Example: ”There’s not ONE earmark in this stimulus package. ” Well, I guess technically that’s not a lie. There were over 9,000 individual pieces of pork. Technically, that’s “not ONE” as defined in the William Jefferson Clinton dictionary.
  • His polls are slipping away to the point where George Bush’s numbers were better than Obie’s at the same point in HIS presidency.

So what do you do when you’re a President with NO experience and suddenly find yourself overwhelmed, making bad decisions and you just wish you could hear that adoration from the crowd again? Why you go back to “campaigning” again. Only this time, you make guest appearances in front of FRIENDLY crowds who sit before “Applause” signs. An environment that allows you to bring your teleprompter (or cue cards). You bring your routine to The Tonight Show with Jay Leno!  So, tonight it’s off to the Tonight Show where he can hear the sounds of adulation from a crowd while being hit with such hard hitting questions from Leno such as:

  • Do you and Michelle still have a “Date Night” at the White House?
  • How’s the search for a puppy going?

A word of advice for Herr Obama: You might want to take your act to The Late Show with David Letterman on the way back east. He gets a little pissy when he thinks people are blowing him off. Remember how he went for McCain’s throat when he was stood up last fall? I’m just sayin’… And I can see it now: “Ladies & Gentlemen, I have here in my hand tonight’s Top Ten list. Tonight’s list: Top Ten Things New Yorkers Will  Have To Say To Obama When He Comes To Visit Late Night:”

10.) Hey, we’ve reserved a nice spot for Air Force One right there on the Hudson.

9.) Whussup? I just cleaned your damn windshield! An you won’t even roll your window down an tip me? (SPIT!)

8.) Hey, Obama! I got  your stimulus package, right here!

7.) We got enough busses over at the port authority to throw your entire Cabinet under.

6.) I’m Sorry, but Mujibur and Sirajul no longer work here. They’ve gone back to Bangladesh to work as Phone Support  technicians for Microsoft.

5.) Yo, Obama! Mah Man… $20 billion if you can guess which card is the red queen…

4.) No, seriously, Mr. President. I’m Tina Fey. Sara lives in Alaska, remember? And, by the way, if I may add one more thing?  You’re at the wrong network.

3.) “I’m sorry, Mr. President, but you can’t open the show by yelling, “Live From New York, It’s Saturday Night” for several reasons…

2.) Sir, your teleprompter doesn’t seem to be working. Sir? It’s OK, sir, please don’t cry. Seriously. We have back-up cue cards. Sir? Sir? Hey Where’d  he go?

And the number one thing New Yorkers will have to say to President Obama when he comes to visit late night?

1. Mr. Trump wants to see you in the board room. Bring Bernanke and Geithner. One of you will be fired.

Gerry Ashley


Bernanke’s Magic Show: Watch Me Make $300 Billion (and What’s Left of Our Economy) Disappear

March 19, 2009


In a little-publicized move yesterday, Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke made a decision that will likely have a profound impact on the US Economy and anyone foolish enough to still be holding US dollars. 

From Bloomberg.com

U.S. central bankers decided yesterday to buy as much as $300 billion of long-term Treasuries and more than double mortgage-debt purchases to $1.45 trillion, aiming to lower home- loan and other interest rates. The Fed kept its main rate at almost zero and may keep it there for an “extended” time.

The moves sparked the biggest drop in 10-year Treasury yields since 1962, rallies in the stock market and gold and a plunge in the dollar against the euro. Economist Richard Hoey said Bernanke has created the “Rambo Fed,” referring to the Sylvester Stallone character skilled with weapons.

“This is a very powerful and aggressive move,” Hoey, chief economist at Bank of New York Mellon Corp., said in an interview with Bloomberg Television. “One of the reasons I’ve been arguing we won’t have a depression is we’ve got a Fed chairman who understands the problem and is going to come with the right diagnosis and the right medicine.”

With the purchases of Treasuries and housing debt, Bernanke is effectively using the Fed’s powers to print money and aim it where he and other officials believe it will have the greatest impact in lowering borrowing costs.

Is there, perhaps, another way of looking at this? Could it be the US is no longer able to find lenders willing to loan us money? Has China “cut us off?”  Or have they raised the interest rate out of fear we can no longer (or will soon no longer be able to) pay our bills? Michelle Malkin refers to Bernanke’s move as straight out of the “David Copperfield School of Economic Recovery.”  Yes, but at least with Copperfield you get some cool background music.

I get nervous whenever I hear the solution, “Let’s print more money! LOTS AND LOTS OF IT!” and then “aim it where (they) believe it will have the greatest impact in lowering borrowing costs.”

The literal translation, as I see it, is we are simply going to print more of our money to pay our bills.  Now while that’s a luxury we would all like to have, it does not come without a cost. The value of the dollar will plunge even further. That will weaken our economy and will likely trigger inflation. If, indeed, that trigger has been pulled, watch out, boys and girls. The value menu at McDonald’s could soon be a luxury item.

But hey… let me be the first to admit I am not an economist.  I DID balance my checkbook once back in the ’80s, so I’m not totally without an eye for the economy. But I decided to skip lunch today and eat antacids instead when I continued reading the Bloomberg article:

Yesterday’s decisions will add $750 billion in purchases this year of mortgage-backed securities issued by government- sponsored enterprises Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac and Ginnie Mae, for a total of $1.25 trillion. The Fed has already announced $217.1 billion in net purchases out of $500 billion planned through June, under a program unveiled in November.

The central bank will also double to as much as $200 billion this year its planned purchases of debt issued by Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac and Federal Home Loan Banks. The Fed bought $44.4 billion of the so-called agency debt as of March 11.

But then I saw what might just be a ray of hope (and, as hope goes at times like this, even a ray is worth checking out):

The $1 trillion Term Asset-Backed Securities Loan Facility, which is opening this week to jumpstart consumer and business lending, “is likely to be expanded to include other financial assets,” the FOMC statement said, without elaborating.

“Our objective is to improve the functioning of private credit markets so that people can borrow for all kinds of purposes,” Bernanke said at a Feb. 24 Senate hearing. “We are prepared, and we want to keep the option open to buy Treasury securities if we think that is the best way to improve the functioning or reduce interest rates in private markets.”

Oh, wait… so you mean this may loosen up credit to make it easier for people to get loans to buy new cars and keep the auto industry afloat in this country? Well whaddya know! That would be a GOOD thing, right? Right? The ray of hope turned out to be the lit end of the joint whoever thought of this plan must have been smoking…

“Don’t get your hopes up” according to Doug Dachille, chief executive officer of New York-based First Principles Capital Management:

“The Fed is ‘naive’ if officials think the move will lower borrowing costs,” Dachille said. “The ‘historic precedent’ of when the Treasury Department was buying back debt amid the budget surpluses of the Clinton administration show it may fail to do so,” he said.

I’d love to think this is a bold brush stroke by Bernanke, one where his years of experience and his study of the great depression will steer us carefully through troubled waters. More likely,  this is a move based on desperation. I hope it’s the the former, but any time I see them installing a turbo-charger on the treasury’s printing press, I get concerned.

Very concerned.

 Stay tuned.

Gerry Ashley


Sing a Song of Geithner

March 19, 2009

 

The lady says (and sings!) it all. Go watch and enjoy.

Stoutcat


Congress, AIG, et al, et al, et al…

March 19, 2009


Where to begin? You know what? I don’t even know where to begin. I’ll let Shepard Smith get us started…

Wow. Just wow. Between Congress, the President, the Federal Reserve, the Treasury, AIG, and the lobbyists… I don’t even know who’s to blame for the $170 million AIG debacle. (Or more accurately, I don’t even know who’s the most to blame for this disgrace.) But I think I’ll follow Shep on this one and blame Congress for the most part. Though “Flip Flop” Dodd specifically has a lot of ‘splaining to do, and I don’t think “Geithner made me do it!” will cut the mustard either.

(Hey, “Turbo Tax” Tim… Do you hear a bus coming?)

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again… Conservatives should just shut up, sit back, and watch the show. Hopefully the Republic will survive, and when our culture finally comes to its senses, we’ll see what we can do with the smoldering ruins left behind by the liberals.

Alan Speakman


Planned Parenthood Fails Our Daughters Again

March 18, 2009


It seems like just last month that the Planned Parenthood office in Tucson was in the news for committing crimes by abetting a 15-year-old girl get an abortion behind her parents’ back, with full knowldege that the father was 27 years old.

Oh yeah, it was! Much to nobody’s surprise, Planned Parenthood in Arizona not only did nothing about the Tucson office abuses, it’s up to the same tricks in two offices in Phoenix.

In 2007, $300 million of your tax dollars allowed Planned Parenthood — a non-profit organization — to rake in a profit of over $100 million. They have a budget of over $1 billion (yes, that’s billion with a “B”) and they still can’t manage to obey the laws of the states in which they operate.

Yes, your money pays for young girls getting advice like that in the video above.

When are we going to stop giving our tax dollars to support this travesty? When are we going to require that they obey laws regarding statutory rape? How much is finally enough?

Spread the word; share this video; protect your daughters.

H/T: Michelle Malkin

Stoutcat


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