Top Ten Reasons Bush is Eeeevil

(Note: The following is best read using the voice of “Vince”, that “Shamwow” guy.)

Yeah, Bush is to blame for the Lehman Bros implosion. Sure, blame Dubya. Why not? The liberals blame him for everything. Never mind the facts. So what other evildoing has King George the 43rd been responsible for? Well, here are the Top Ten…

#10: 1932 – George Walker Bush takes Lindbergh baby.

#9: In fit of drunken rage and pyromaniacal frenzy, GWB crashes airship Hindenburg in Lakehurst NJ.

#8: Cats sleeping with dogs (actually that was a Cheney idea.)

#7: He likes to go “elderly tipping.”

(You following me, camera guy?)

#6: He invented the Internet (oops, sorry, wrong guy!)

#5: “Dubya” spelled backwards is “Aybud” (pronounced ‘Aye- Bud’), the infamous Australian God of broken toasters and Bigfoot.

#4: He doesn’t jump out of planes like his old man – what a sinister little wuss.

#3: Chicago fire of 1871 wasn’t caused by Mrs. O’Leary’s cow. Say no more.

#2: He has a sprawling energy-grubbing mansion/guest house vs. an eco-friendly ranch… Arghhh!!! I keep getting these folks mixed up! Whatever…

And the number 1 reason reason that George Walker Bush is evil…

#1: He just can’t seem to pick up those hot White House intern chicks!

Alan Speakman

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